Tuesday, September 11, 2007

9/11

”Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

”9/11”

“9/11 who?”

(feign look of incredulous and appalled disapproval)”I thought you said you would never forget?... I can’t even look at you right now.”

3 comments:

acw said...

That's awesome. Now I'm off to find out if that joke flies in the workplace...

Anonymous said...

Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

DBDP said...

Five minutes before posting this I was trapped in an elevator with a nice enough older lady who wanted to share a 9/11 moment with me. She recounted her story of where she was yada yada yada, while I fake-smiled, nodded and repeated to myself over and over agian... “don’t tell her the 9/11 Knock Knock joke. It’s bad timing. She won’t think it’s funny.”

But I still had to get it out, so I just posted it here.

kristine, it has been so long since I’ve heard that one, that I had to google it to figure out what you were talking about. Sort of like when I was trapped in that elevator and the old lady said to me “It’s a big day, isn’t it?” and I thought to myself, “What the fuck is she talking about?” Oh yeah, 9/11... orange I happy I didn’t say anything?

I wish I just screamed out "Banana!"