Thursday, April 5, 2007

Our Boys In Blue

Off-duty officers thwart strip club robbery attempt


That’s our boys. Always on the job.

“Flex squad this, bitches!”

*BLAM!* *BLAM!*

Who needs Tarentino movies when you live in The Greatest City in America?

Get In On It.

5 comments:

acw said...

Um, it's TarAntino, and he's a visionary. He single-handedly returned the art of cinema to American theaters.

tfg said...

I can't imagine anything worse than dying in Curtis Bay.

DBDP said...

ACW, der, you caught me in an illiterate tard moment. What can I say? I’m a genius at fucking up the spelling of names.

tfg, dying in Brooklyn or Cherry Hill without a room full of naked breasts staring at you in the face. Truth be told, though, I’ve never been to Curtis Bay. I’m presuming that it’s a pretty wretched dump. Has anyone ever been to that bar? How do the girls look? I’m just curious... not that I’m gonna go. I wrote off strip bars years ago. I just want to know if it was wonderful or horrible death for that guy.

tfg said...

I actually had the privilege of taking a driving tour of Curtis Bay two weeks ago with a native. He pointed out that very bar and knew quite a bit about it. He said that the girls are imported from outside of Brooklyn/CB, so they look OK. He also said that it's a good place to get yourself killed if you're not from the area.

Personally, I look at strippers as hookers who can dance, so I'm not a big fan of strip clubs, either. Plus, the girls get pissed when I put dimes in their garters.

DBDP said...

I used to be a fan back in my degenerate days. Last time I went to a strip bar was after a super bowl party with a friend of mine. My favorite Hungarian was dancing. Later that night, I was stumbling around the upstairs with my credit card in hand trying to figure out where to get the lap dances. I think I stumbled into the *wrong* room and got kicked out of the club. They must have been offering more than lap dances or something. That whole experience creeped me out and I wrote off strip bars for good... especially after I found out the eastern european dancers where effectively slave chattel. Not cool. And FYI, the slav girls are the hottest.

I am curious, though, when you pay for a lap dance with a credit card, where do you swipe it?

.... sorry.